if life is a dream

If I could just open a book and leap inside it, I would finally feel alive. Because that is who I am: a person who loves books. If you know that, then you know me.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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We were all cut down together by the knife of our own hope, for if there is any single thing that everyone hopes for most dearly, it must be this: that the youngest outlive the oldest.

—Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

when I say you’re beautiful I mean you are a lovely human being who also happens to look wonderful and what I don’t mean is you should use my opinion as a judgement of your own self-worth

Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers

—Oh, JK Rowling

edwardspoonhands:

I Fucking Love Science is now over 11,000 notes…so I owe you a song! I /think/ this is the shortest song on the album, so hopefully you won’t feel cheated.  I’m REALLY looking forward to playing this song live. 

Pre-order Incongruent here! Clean - Explicit


Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

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poppunkvampire:

lzbth:

do not use anorexic as a synonym for slender or thin. it is not an adjective. it is an illness that takes lives.

also there are plenty of people with anorexia who do not appear “thin.” in fact anorexia often progresses a fair amount before it ever becomes visible to others. there are anorexic people of all sizes.

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Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

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