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wizard-of-interesting-failure:

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

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louisegluckpdf:

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

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brother-genitivi:

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meltycure:

meltycure:

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

everyone say thanks emily!!!

THANK YOU EMILY!

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fattributes:

fattributes:

We’re having a party! Pick a pre-approved dish to bring to an impromptu American™ potluck. You don’t have to eat anything on this list, but you absolutely must bring one of the following. What are you choosing?

Large tub of Potato Salad

Iced Vanilla Cupcakes

Relish Tray with Sour Cream and Chives

Homemade Fruit Salad

Vegetarian Pasta Bake

Lit'l Smokies/ Cocktail Weenies in BBQ Sauce

Mild Salsa and Tortilla Chips

Bagged Salad with Ranch Dressing

Cheese Plate and Assorted Cold Cuts

Individually Packaged Brownies

For this hypothetical, the drinks, plates, and dinnerware are already taken care of, and again, you’re not allowed to turn up empty-handed.

Just like in real life, let’s hope we won’t choose to bring the same thing.

If you haven’t already, please vote! I’m curious to see what kind of potluck we’re having.

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herpstudies asked:

Today is World Snake Day (July 16th, 2023!) 🐍! To celebrate, what are some of your favorite facts and neat things about snakes that others may not be aware of?

is-the-snake-video-cute:

Ooh, very cool! I haven’t been able to be home much today, but I’m definitely going to set aside some time as soon as I can to hang out with and celebrate the snakes in my life to celebrate. :)

Now, onto some cool snake facts that I think will bring others some joy on this most important of holidays!

• If you’re on this blog, you probably already know how awesome and beautiful bush vipers are.

But have you ever seen baby bush vipers?

Now you have. You’re welcome!

• When baby snakes hatch out of their eggs, they have this special tooth at the front of their mouth called an egg tooth. It’s used to slice open the shell. The egg tooth falls out soon after hatching, but for a while, baby snakes look like they have a cute little bucktooth.

• Rattlesnakes add segments to their rattlers throughout their lives. When they’re first born, they only have one segment, called the “button.” They’ll rattle their tails instintually right away, but they won’t be able to make a sound until they’ve had their second shed and added another segment to their rattle!

• The bandy-bandy is Australia’s only black-and-white striped land snake, and it’s such a beautiful and cool snake! They have a really cool defensive behavior: they’ll throw up one or two sections of their body to freak out predators!

• Most pythons have heat pits on their lips. The two exceptions are the woma and black-headed python. Herpetologists call them the “pitless wonders!”

• Hey. Don’t be sad. Grand canyon pink rattlesnake <3

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drew kirby in jeans

nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go poyo

high-waisted

dungaroos

denny jackie

mom jeans

skinny jeans

and lastly, flares

goodbye and goodnight

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love-everyone:

pandan and cane sugar mango sticky rice 🥭 making the most of the szn. the produce smells so good this time of the year

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dduane:

petermorwood:

gayagendaofficial:

cummed:

I was just thinking about the second comment when I scrolled down and saw it. :->

Alternately if you have one of these gadgets…

…then “May I take your coat, sir?” becomes:

Shoves you into drum and rolls you under heavy weight until your hide comes off of its own accord.

(This was done to criminals during a couple of periods of history, though with a spiked barrel instead of a silicone tube.)

*****

As @dduane​ has said when looking at any number of kitchen gadgets: “The difference between a cooking appliance and a torture device just depends on how they’re used.”

Or indeed, how they’re introduced. Try this:

“Good evening, Mr Bond. I want you to look at some devices recently purchased from the so-useful Internet.”

“I want you to think about what they do.”

“I want you to think about what else they can do.”

“I want you to think about where you are.”

“I want you to think about why you’re here.”

“I want you to think about what you were doing before you came here.”

“Because tomorrow morning some friends of mine are going to come in.”

“And they’re going to ask you some questions.”

“And you should think very carefully about how you intend to answer.”

“Good night, Mr Bond. Sleep well.”

Per the previous post: time to reblog this, I’d say. 😏

inber:

BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!

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homunculus-argument:

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boytoymaker:

frank brunner capturimg that specific travelling brand of loneliness immsooooo oh my god

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